In response to withering criticism from his Democratic rivals, Senator John McCain acknowledged that he might not live long enough to see the end of the Iraq War.
Well, my friends, I may be an American hero. I may be …[brief pause as he looks for notes]. Well, here’s some straight talk. I may not make it to 170. But I will say this my friends, I will surge on and on to victory in Iraq …
His mother, however, fresh from a hiking tour of Europe, begged to differ as she leapt on stage shouting “Si Se Puede!” to prove her point.
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