Obama Drops Out to Work on Bowling Game

After all of the pins have been counted, Sen. Obama concedes. With only a disappointing 12% of pins falling in his favor, he acknowledged that the Presidential race had gotten the better of his bowling game. He had this to say to Dan Rather, who just happened to meet him at a local gas station:

I had hoped to do better. I had hoped to stay out of the gutter, to rise above the way this game is usually played in Washington, but the pins have all been counted. I am going to go back to Chicago to work on my bowling skills. Yes I can. Yes I can.

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